A relaxed, garment-dyed tee with a lived-in feel and subtle vintage character. This heavyweight cotton shirt settles into the body, softening with wear while keeping its structure. The front print reads like a tongue-in-cheek label, giving the shirt personality without shouting. Wear it on slow afternoons, at casual meetups, or when you want a low-key look that still tells a story. The roomy cut and durable stitching mean it moves through everyday life easily — from morning coffee to evening walks — and becomes more comfortable with every wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — softens with wear
- Garment-dyed for a rich, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean